When I Talk To Kids Who Are

I'm The Clown You Take Out Of The Box And Wind Up When You Need A Good Laugh. And Then, When You're Done With Me, I Go Back In My Box.

I Have Two Rules For Living In The World. I Never Say Anything Negative About Anyone, Because That Won't Get You Anywhere. And Two, If People Confront Me With Certain Questions, If They Are Not Right, I Will Not Answer Them.

Take A Moment Every Day To Find Peace. Pull Over To The Side Of The Road, Turn Off The Radio, And Find Peace.

I Think At The Age Of 50, Everyone Should Write Their Own Autobiography.

My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own Thousands And Thousands And Thousands Of Songs.