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My Greatest Fear Is That The Audience Will Beat Me To The Punch Line.

I've Been Alienating My Public Since I Was 20 Years Old.

I Hate The Computer. I Hate Their Spell-check. I Won't Ever Do E-mail.

There Is A Profound And Ineradicable Taint Of Antisemitism In The British.

You Got An All-out Prize Fight, You Wait 'til The Fight's Over, One Guy's Left Standing And That's How You Know Who's Won.