When I See The American Flag, I

I Did Not Support Operation Desert Fox.

He Said That Faith Is Like A Glass Of Water. When You're Young, The Glass Is Small, And It's Easy To Fill Up. But The Older You Get, The Bigger The Glass Gets, And The Same Amount Of Liquid Doesn't Fill It Anymore. Periodically, The Glass Has To Be Refilled.

I Think People Are Very Cynical With Actors Trying To Tell Them What To Believe In, Or Lobbying For Any Kind Of Changing Of Government Policy. Even I Get Cynical About It. Like, Why Is Sharon Stone Telling Me This? And There's Just Something Annoying About Having Charlie Sheen Tell Me, "it's Your Responsibility To Vote," In An Admonishing Way On Mtv.

I Should Also Say, In General, I Just Drank A Lot. I Shouldn't Characterize It As "to Get The Courage To Perform." It Was Just An In-general Nighttime Activity. It Definitely Made It Easier When I Started Doing Stand-up. It Was Just Much Simpler To Do A Couple Of Shots. It Made My Nerves Go Away, For The Most Part. It Just Was Something I Sort Of Relied On For About The First Four Years.

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.