When I Say 'friends,' I Use That

My Wife Staci Made Me Go To A Wedding Last Weekend...if It Weren’t For Her, I’d Be Happy.

If Somebody Is Not On The Same Page With Me Humor Wise, I Can't Give Them That.

When I Say 'friends,' I Use That Term Loosely, As I Don't Actually Have Any.

Brits Have A Better Sense Of Humor In Most Ways. It's Darker, More Cutting.

It's Best To Love Your Family As You Would A Siberian Tiger-from A Distance, Preferably Separated By Bars.