When I Say 'friends,' I Use That

Repeats Are The Absolute Soul-crushing Killers Of The Comics Page.

Basically, I Learned To Read By Reading 'peanuts,' Just Wanting To Know What They Were Saying.

I'm Very Harsh On Real Estate Agents. I'm Not Sure Why. Maybe It's Because Of How The Call Every Small House 'charming' And Every Run-down House A 'great Fixer-upper'. Just Once, I'd Like Them To Show Me A House And Declare, 'this One's A Piece Of Crap'.

Brits Have A Better Sense Of Humor In Most Ways. It's Darker, More Cutting.

If Somebody Is Not On The Same Page With Me Humor Wise, I Can't Give Them That.