When I Read That I Had To

I Really Try To Think Cinematically, Because That's How People Read. They Create A Theater In Their Minds.

A Perfect Parent Is A Person With Excellent Child-rearing Theories And No Actual Children.

I Can Snap Your Spine Like A Toothpick.

Software Is Usually Accompanied By Documentation In The Form Of Big Fat Scary Manuals That Nobody Ever Reads. In Fact, For The Past Five Years Most Of The Manuals Shipped With Software Products Have Actually Been Copies Of Stephen King's The Stand With New Covers Pasted On.

I Had No Shoes And I Pitied Myself. Then I Met A Man Who Had No Feet, So I Took His Shoes.