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The Word User Is The Word Used By The Computer Professional When They Mean Idiot.

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Any Parent That Relies On Any Law To Help Him Parent Is An Idiot.

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Funny, Isn't It? The Airlines Go To All That Trouble To Keep You From Taking A Gun On Board, Then They Just Hand You A Dinner Roll You Could Kill A Musk Ox With.