When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

Those Tax-exempt Bonds Were Put In So That A Town Or A State Or A Government Could Sell More Bonds Than It Ought To.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.