When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets

Asking Europe To Disarm Is Like Asking A Man In Chicago To Give Up His Life Insurance.

If Wall Street Paid A Tax On Every “game” They Run, We Would Get Enough Revenue To Run The Government On.

The Older We Get, The Fewer Things Seem Worth Waiting In Line For.

They Are Voting Whether To Keep A Governor Two Years Or Four. I Think A Good, Honest Governor Should Get Four Years, And The Others Life.

We All Joke About Congress But We Can't Improve On Them. Have You Noticed That No Matter Who We Elect, He Is Just As Bad As The One He Replaces?