When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets

Funny To Watch These Senators Switching Back And Forth On Prohibition. Politics Is A Great Character Builder. You Have To Take A Referendum To See What Your Convictions Are For That Day.

Spinnin' A Rope Is Fun If Your Neck Ain't In It

The Democrats Are Going To Change The Name Of The Hoover Dam. That Is The Silliest Thing I Ever Heard Of In Politics . . . Lord If They Feel That Way About It, I Don't See Why They Don't Just Reverse The Two Words.

Do The Best You Can, And Don't Take Life Too Serious.

People Are Marvelous In Their Generosity, If They Just Know The Cause Is There.