When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets

Banking And After-dinner Speaking Are Two Of The Most Nonessential Industries We Have In This Country. I Am Ready To Reform, If They Are.

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.

Don't Invite Me If You Don't Want Me.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.