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I No Longer Idolize Reason. I Have Come To Accept That Ninety Percent Of What We Do Is Irrational And That We Spend What Little Rational Thought We Have In Justifying Our Irrationality.

In America Sex Is An Obsession. In Europe It's A Fact Of Life.

You Can Love More Than One Person At A Time, And I Don't Give A Damn What The Self-help Books Say.

Show Me A Writer, Any Writer, Who Hasn't Suffered And I'll Show You Someone Who Writes In Pastels As Opposed To Primary Colors.

I Have Finally Figured Out That The Purpose Of Life Is To Enjoy It.