When I First Started Wearing Wigs, I

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.

My Sisters Have Been Baptized And My Dad Is A Deacon At His Church Now. Sadly My Mother Passed Away But What I Can Say Is That The Jehovah Witnesses Took Very Good Care Of Her Up Until She Died.

For My First Wedding, I Cried All The Way Down The Aisle. My Fake Eyelash Came Off. My Nose Was Red. My Eyes Were Swollen. I'm Not One Of Those Pretty Criers.

I Love The Honesty Of New Yorkers. When A New Yorker Says 'let's Do Lunch,' They Actually Mean It. In L.a., When They Say 'let's Do Lunch,' They're Just Trying To Say Good-bye.

Go To A Wig Store With Your Girlfriends, Never By Yourself. You Need Someone To Say, 'girl That Looks Good!' You Need Someone To Encourage You To Try Pieces On. Try To Purchase A Wig Close To Your Natural Hair Color As Possible, Don't Come In With Brown Hair And Try To Leave As A Redhead Unless You Are Fine With That!