When I First Moved To L.a., I

At First, I Didn't Really Care If Global Warming Existed. But Then I Realized It Means That Less Bums Would Freeze To Death In The Winter

Let's Face It, It's Only Called Scrubs Because I'm Saving 'zach Braff' For My Autobiography.

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.

I Think I Suffer From Some Mild Depression.

When I Think About The Holidays, I Think About The Salvation Army Guys Ringing Bells In Front Of Stores. They're Always So Nice To You And They're Always Willing To Give A Heart To Heart Conversation. They Actually Bear The Winter Cold To Ask For Your Petty Cash With A Smile On Their Face. Fudge Those Guys.