When I First Moved To L.a., I

Well I Can Understand Why Men Want It To Be Legal. Obviously They're All Hoping They Might Get To Marry Me Someday. I Hate To Burst Their Bubble, But They Should Just Give It Up Now. Zach Braff Doesn't Sway That Way, You Know?

I'm Always Being Told By Directors That I Add Chemistry To Scenes, So I Mean How Difficult Could It Be?

Gay Men In L.a. Are All A Bunch Of Tens Looking For An Eleven.

I Really Do Take More Vacations Than The President. You Can Quote Me On That.

Yea, I Had A Dream Too. Looks Like Mine Came True.