When I First Began Doing Tv Pilots,

I Was Never Really An Impressionist. If There Was Somebody Within My Range, Maybe I Could Work On It And Do A Little Exaggeration Of Them - Which I Think Is Really The Way To Do An Impression.

Never Wear A Red T-shirt To Target. I Enjoy Helping People, But Not Every Two Minutes.

When I Began Doing Stand-up, It Took Me A Long Time To Get An Hour's Worth Of Material Together.

I Really Like To Read When I'm Eating - 'the New York Times' Or The 'wall Street Journal,' Paper Version.

Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.