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Breaking News: Winds So Strong In Nyc The Statue Of Liberty's Gown Just Blew Off!

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.

When I First Began Doing Tv Pilots, My Expectations Were High. I Didn't Understand That World. So When 'weeds' Took Off, I Was So Happy. Especially As I Was Just A Guest Star In The Pilot. But Once It Got Picked Up, They Made Me A Regular Cast Member.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.