A Special Validates You As A Stand-up

I Became A Vegetarian After I Became Aware Of Factory Farming And Slaughterhouses And The Torture And Inhumane Handling Of All These Animals.

They Say That Moving Is One Of The Most Stressful Things In Life. Death In The Family Is The Second Most Stressful, And Moving Your Dead Spouse Is The Third.

Don't Play Dead With A Vulture. That's Exactly What They Want.

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Workers Insist That They Are Not Disgruntled. They Are Very Gruntled.