A Special Validates You As A Stand-up

The Ethical Argument Regarding Abortion Hinges On The Question Of When Life Begins. Some Believe Life Begins At Forty.

Never Wear A Red T-shirt To Target. I Enjoy Helping People, But Not Every Two Minutes.

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

If People Can't Deal With Their Problems, They Numb Themselves A Little Bit.