A Special Validates You As A Stand-up

As An Actor, You're Always Reading Scripts Looking For Something Good.

I Remember The First Date I Ever Went Out On. It Was In High School. Her Name Was Marguerite. She Was Kind Of A Heavyset Girl... I Took Her Out On One Date. We Went Out For Dinner And A Movie And A Dinner.

I Never Really Got Into Marketing. I Went To School For It, But Never Pursued It Once I Got Out. Instead, I Went To Europe For About Two Months, Just Traveling Around In Youth Hostels And Eurail Trains With My Friends.

I Have A Severe Addiction To 'angry Birds.' I Always Tell Myself, 'one More Game...' But Then There's Always Another And Another And Another.

I Played A Security Guard, And I Think It Was In The State Department. This Was My First Acting Role, Really, And I Remember Rehearsing It On The Couch With My Girlfriend At The Time. I Had A Real Problem With Saying The Word "incendiary." Most Of My Rehearsal Was Spent On Pronouncing The Word "incendiary."