When I Drink, I Think; And When

A Crier Of Green Sauce.

I'd Gladly Do Without A Valet. I'm Never So Well Treated As When I'm Without A Valet.

Half The World Does Not Know How The Other Half Lives.

I Drink No More Than A Sponge.

Friends, You Will Notice That In This World There Are Many More Ballocks Than Men. Remember This.