When I Do Comedy, I Lose All

I've Got Cousins Galore, Mexicans Just Spread All Their Seeds And The Women Just Pop Them Out

It's Really, Really, Really Difficult To Have The Same Occupation As The Person You're With - Especially When You're Both Actors.

All Moms Need Confidants Who Are In Their Shoes And Can Relate To What They're Going Through. You Need A Night Out Together To Be Who You Are, And Not Feel Like You Have To Be The Career Woman, Wife And Mommy--all At Once. After All, We're Not Superwomen.

I Can't Tell You How Great It Is To Get Away With A Girlfriend For Four Days Shopping In Paris. Now That's What I Call A Vacation.

Movies Are The Shadiest Business In The World.