When I Act Tough They Listen Politely

They Can Afford To Smile Because They All Have Teeth So Dazzling If They Dropped Them In The Snow They'd Be Lost Forever.

I Must Congratulate Myself, In Passing, For Never Having Lost The Ability To Examine My Conscience, Never Having Lost The Gift Of Finding Myself Wanting & Defective. Why Fear The Criticism Of Others When You, Yourself, Are First Out Of The Critical Gate? If Self-denigration Is The Race I Am The Winner, Even Before The Starting Gun. Collect The Bets.

Andy Says, I Don't Understand How They Can Give Loans To People Who Want To Spend Two Weeks Lying On The Sand At The Goddam Jersey Shore And Then Turn Down A Woman With Three Kids Hanging On By Her Fingernails.

Where Did I Get The Nerve To Think I Could Handle American Teenagers? Ignorance. That's Where I Got The Nerve.

There's Nothing Sillier In The World Than A Teacher Telling You Don't Do It After You Already Did It.