When Giving Treats To Friends Or Children,

If You Attempt An Actual Argument With A Modern Paper Of Opposite Politics, You Will Have No Answer Except Slanging Or Silence.

I Need Not Pause To Explain That Crime Is Not A Disease. It Is Criminology That Is A Disease.

[capitalism Is] That Commercial System In Which Supply Immediately Answers To Demand, And In Which Everybody Seems To Be Thoroughly Dissatisfied And Unable To Get Anything He Wants.

These Are The Days When The Christian Is Expected To Praise Every Creed Except His Own.

Most Americans Are Born Drunk, And Really Require A Little Wine Or Beer To Sober Them.