When Books Are Opened, We Discover That

There Is No Racial Or Religious Prejudice Among People In The Theater. The Only Prejudice Is Against Bad Actors, Especially Successful Ones.

The Worst Constructed Play Is A Bach Fugue When Compared To Life.

My Mother Drew A Distinction Between Achievement And Success. She Said That 'achievement Is The Knowledge That You Have Studied And Worked Hard And Done The Best That Is In You. Success Is Being Praised By Others, And That's Nice, Too, But Not As Important Or Satisfying. Always Aim For Achievement And Forget About Success.

People Who Refuse To Rest Honorably On Their Laurels When They Reach Retirement Age Seem Very Admirable To Me.

Our House Was Always Filled With Dogs... They Helped Make Our House A Kennel, It Is True, But The Constant Patter Of Their Filthy Paws And The Dreadful Results Of Their Brainless Activities Have Warmed Me Throughout The Years.