When All Else Fails, Complicate Matters

Ennui And Lethargy Are Waging A War Inside Me.

Tomer: “what's This?” Cabinet: “wt's Ths?” Wedge: “cabinet.” Tomer: “i Know It's A Cabinet, But It's Talking.” Cabinet: “...ts Tlkng” Janson: “oh That. It's The Catann Minister Of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.” Tycho: “he Bet Wedge He Could Fold Himself In The That Cabinet, Around The Shelves And All.” Hobbie: “never Bet Against Wedge. The Minister Gets To Stay In There Until He Admits That It Was A Stupid Bet And That Wedge Doesn't Owe Him Anything.

When All Else Fails, Complicate Matters

Any Sufficiently Badly-written Science Is Indistinguishable From Magic.

The Analysis Of The Thing Is Not The Thing Itself.