When All Else Fails, Complicate Matters

The Difference Between Tragedy And Comedy: Tragedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else, While Comedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else.

Life Is Like An Analogy.

Tomer: “what's This?” Cabinet: “wt's Ths?” Wedge: “cabinet.” Tomer: “i Know It's A Cabinet, But It's Talking.” Cabinet: “...ts Tlkng” Janson: “oh That. It's The Catann Minister Of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.” Tycho: “he Bet Wedge He Could Fold Himself In The That Cabinet, Around The Shelves And All.” Hobbie: “never Bet Against Wedge. The Minister Gets To Stay In There Until He Admits That It Was A Stupid Bet And That Wedge Doesn't Owe Him Anything.

Tycho, We're About To Achieve A Tremendous Victory We Don't Want." "we'll Put That In Your Biography. General Antilles Was So Good He Couldn't Fail When He Tried To." "thanks." Wedge & Tycho

At Which Time The Repulsor Puts Out Its Final Effort And Slows You Down So You Crash Quite Slowly Into The Surface." "crash." "quite Slowly." Face & Luke