No One Pays Me To Be Nice.

There Are Two Types Of People In The World, And I'm One Of Them.

The Principle Of Sturgeon's Razor States That The Simplest Answer To Any Problem Is 90% Crap

The Difference Between Tragedy And Comedy: Tragedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else, While Comedy Is Something Awful Happening To Somebody Else.

No, General. I'm Not Your Subordinate. And What I'm Coming Dangerously Close To Is Violence. -general Wedge Antilles

Feminism Is Sort Of Like God. Many People Profess To Believe In It, But No One Seems To Be Able To Define It To Everyone's Satisfaction.