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You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction Bordering On Smugness.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

God! I Loove This City!

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.