When A Man Is Wrong And Won't

A Woman Has Two Smiles That An Angel Might Envy, The Smile That Accepts The Lover Afore Words Are Uttered, And The Smile That Lights On The First-born Baby, And Assures Him Of A Mother's Love.

Lawyers Are Like Spiders, They've Eat Up All The Flies, And I Guess They'll Have To Eat Each Other Soon.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others. O, We Need It. We Need All The Counterweights We Can Muster To Balance The Sad Relations Of Life. God Has Made Many Sunny Spots In The Heart; Why Should We Exclude The Light From Them?

We Reckon Hours And Minutes To Be Dollars And Cents.

When A Man Is Wrong And Won't Admit Is, He Always Gets Angry.