What's Wrong With Shoes? I Collected Them

Filipinos Don't Wallow In What Is Miserable And Ugly. They Recycle The Bad Into Things Of Beauty.

My Dreams Were Always Small And Puny. All I Ever Needed Was A Little House With A Little Picket Fence By The Sea. Little Did I Know That I Would Live In Malacanang Palace For 20 Years And Visit All The Major Palaces Of Mankind. And Then Also Meet Ordinary Citizens And The Leaders Of Superpowers.

The Marcos Era Was The Golden Time For The Philippines. We Had The Lowest Crime Rate In The World In Manila And Real Development Then. At Last, People Are Starting To Understand This.

You Know, Not Even Your British Queen Is Called Just Elizabeth - She's Elizabeth The Second. There's Only One Imelda.

I Beg Osama To Stop Warring. He Is A Muslim, And Islam Means Peace. Nobody Wins In A War... I Wish I Were Tapped In The Problem About Iraq. I Knew Saddam Enough That I Could Have Talked Him Into Surrendering. But It's Too Late.