What's The Bleedin' Point?

I Don't Want To Hurt People.

Tension Is Wonderful For Making People Laugh.

The World Is Insane. With Tiny Spots Of Sanity, Here And There... Not The Other Way Around!

If I Can Get You To Laugh With Me, You Like Me Better, Which Makes You More Open To My Ideas. And If I Can Persuade You To Laugh At The Particular Point I Make, By Laughing At It You Acknowledge Its Truth.

I'm Not Sure What's Going On In Britain. I Don't Know What's Going On In London. Because London Is No Longer An English City, And That's How They Got The Olympics. I Mean, They Said, "we're The Most Cosmopolitan City On Earth," But It Doesn't Feel English.