Whatever I Do, I Hope It's Quality,

I Still Use The Guitar Pretty Much Just To Hide My Gut.

People Aren't Always Themselves. They're Always Holding Back Something.

Retail Should Never Ever Tell The Copyright Owner How Their Stuff Is Sold.

Someday In Heaven, When The Angels All Sing, Well, These Rags That I'm Wearing Will Be Fit For A King.

Sometimes I Thank God... For Cheeseburgers.