What Would Life Be Without Arithmetic, But

I Always Fear That Creation Will Expire Before Teatime.

No Man Can Ever End With Being Superior Who Will Not Begin With Being Inferior.

He Who Drinks A Tumbler Of London Water Has Literally In His Stomach More Animated Beings Than There Are Men, Women, And Children On The Face Of The Globe.

Great Men Hallow A Whole People, And Lift Up All Who Live In Their Time.

Madam, I Have Been Looking For A Person Who Disliked Gravy All My Life; Let Us Swear Eternal Friendship.