Madam, I Have Been Looking For A

Great Men Hallow A Whole People, And Lift Up All Who Live In Their Time.

Hope Is The Belief, More Or Less Strong, That Joy Will Come.

Thank God For Tea! What Would The World Do Without Tea! How Did It Exist? I Am Glad I Was Not Born Before Tea.

Resolve To Make At Least One Person Happy Every Day, And Then In Ten Years You May Have Made Three Thousand, Six Hundred And Fifty Persons Happy, Or Brightened A Small Town By Your Contribution To The Fund Of General Enjoyment.

Madam, I Have Been Looking For A Person Who Disliked Gravy All My Life; Let Us Swear Eternal Friendship.