What Women Want Is What Men Want.

Be Able To Blow Out A Dinner Candle Without Sending Wax Flying Across The Table.

Skill Is Successfully Walking A Tightrope Between The Twin Towers Of New York's World Trade Center. Intelligence Is Not Trying.

My Thoughts Are Like Waffles - The First Few Don't Look So Good.

Be Able To Go Shopping For A Bathing Suit And Not Become Depressed Afterward.

Be Able To Suffer Wearing A Necktie Or Slightly High Heels For An Entire Evening Without Complaint Or Early Removal.