What Was Previously Perceived As Nerdy Is

I Have The Mouth Of A Sailor.

I Had A Lot Of Insecure Moments In High School. It Wasn't All Peachy Keen. But, I Don't Necessarily Think That I Hated High School And Wanted To Crawl Into A Hole Either.

Who Cares If There Are Lumps On My Thighs? I'm Guilty Of Having Human Legs Made Up Of Fat, Muscle, And Skin, And Sometimes When You Sit, They Get Bumpy!

I Think Real Humans Are So Complicated, And Often [characters] Are Written More One-dimensional Without Maybe Even The Writer Knowing It. I've Felt Numerous Moments In My Life Where My Most Confident Moment And My Most Insecure Moment Were Exactly The Same Time. There's Nothing Funny Or Interesting About Perfection.

I Rarely Wear Clothes When I'm Home By Myself. I Love Making Breakfast Naked. But You've Got To Make Sure The Gardener's Not Coming That Day.