What Torture, This Life In Society! Often

I Have Often Been Asked To Be Fair And View A Matter From All Sides. I Did So, Hoping That Something Might Improve If I Viewed Allsides Of It. But The Result Was The Same. So I Went Back To Viewing Things Only From One Side, Which Saves Me A Lot Of Work And Disappointment. For It Is Comforting To Regard Something As Bad And To Be Able To Use One's Prejudice As An Excuse.

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

When I Read, It Is Not Acted Literature; But What I Write Is Written Acting.

If Children Had Been Told That They Could Not Blow Their Noses, This Alone Would Make Adults Blush.

Why Didn't Eternity Have This Deformed Age Aborted ? Its Birthmark Is The Stamp Of A Newspaper, Its Medium Is Printer's Ink, And In Its Veins Flows Ink.