What The Scientists Have In Their Briefcases

President Roosevelt Proved That A President Could Serve For Life. Truman Proved That Anyone Could Be Elected. Eisenhower Proved That Your Country Can Be Run Without A President.

The John Birch Society Is Communism's Greatest Ally. With Its Help We Will Divide And Confuse The American People Until They Have Lost Faith In Their Government, Their Nation Has Ceased To Be A Major World Power, And Their Country Is Ripe For Revolution.

The Americans Have Surrounded Our Country With Military Bases And Threatened Us With Nuclear Weapons, And Now They Will Learn Just What It Feels Like To Have Enemy Missiles Pointed At You; We'd Be Doing Nothing More Than Giving Them A Little Of Their Own Medicine.

If You Start Throwing Hedgehogs Under Me, I Shall Throw A Couple Of Porcupines Under You.

Economics Is A Subject That Does Not Greatly Respect One's Wishes.