What The Right-wing In The United States

You Have A Firm Grasp Of The Obvious.

I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And Tonight I’m Willing To Let You Lick The Bowl.

In The Beginning, A Monkey Evolutioned Gay Marriage.

Scientists Have Invented A New Strain Of Cannabis Without The High. They Celebrated With Non-alcoholic Beer And Furious Dry-humping.

I Imagined Myself Living In New York In Some Sort Of Open, Large But Sparse Studio Apartment With A Lot Of Blond Wood And A Futon On The Floor And A Bubbling Samovar Of Tea In The Background And A Big Beard - Living Alone But With My Beard - And Doing Theater. That's What I Thought My Life Would Be.