What The Hell Has Hoover Got To

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

Every Strike Is One Step Closer To A Home Run

I Only Have One Superstition: I Make Sure To Touch All The Bases When I Hit A Home Run.

Love The Game Of Baseball And Baseball Will Love You.

Reading Isn't Good For A Ballplayer. Not Good For His Eyes. If My Eyes Went Bad Even A Little Bit I Couldn't Hit Home Runs. So I Gave Up Reading.