What Stupid F - King Idiot Gets

I Start Songs All The Time. If I Weren't So Lazy, I Would Finish Them. It's Like When I Have A Deadline I Have To. I Always Feel Very Lucky That I Am Forced To Make Records At Certain Times. If I Was Forced To Make 2 Records A Year, I Would Write Twice As Many Songs. I Can't Make Myself Finish Something Unless I Am Forced

I Look To An Out Gay Man Or Woman As Pretty Much What I Would Aspire To. The Strength That It Takes To Do That And The Floodgates That Open And What They Pay For It.

I Drink A Lot, Probably Too Much. My Scene While Writing Lyrics Is Always A Bottle Of Scotch And Stacks Of Note Cards, Pencil And Pencil Sharpener. I Throw Around Note Cards And Drink.

Now That I Have Found Someone, I'm Feeling More Alone... Than I Ever Have Before.

I'm Not Really A Strange Person Or Anything, So If There's Music I Like, Usually There's Other People Who Like It Too.