What Saves Me From Being A Drug

San Antonio Is Like A Military Town. It's Like Literally - When I Was Growing Up There, There Were Five Air Force Bases, Plus Fort Sam Houston. I Was Always Sort Of Near The Military.

Or You Can Be Like The Soviet Union, Start Out With Ideals, And End Up Ceasing To Exist.

I Love Baseball. I'll Probably End Up One Of Those Old Farts Who Go To Spring Training In Florida Every Year And Drive From Game To Game All Day.

I Have A Theory That The People Who Cook In Jails Are British Chefs.

Like Most Kids, I Grew Up Singing 'this Land Is Your Land' In Grammar School, But With The Most Radical Verses Neatly Removed. This Was Before I Knew It Was A Woody Guthrie Song.