I'm Supposed To Make People Cry, But

I'm Not A Racist, But I Do Have To Work At Not Being A Racist, Because Of Where I Grew Up.

We're Americans. I Don't Consider Us To Be Evil, I Just Don't Think We Know Any Better. We're A Really Young Culture. We're Hillbillies, And The Rest Of The World Sees Us That Way. I Travel All Over The World, And Probably The Only Worse Rednecks Than Us Are The Australians. And They're An Even Younger Country.

You Know, I'm Not Comfortable With People Whose Politics Are Static In A Democracy.

Me, I'm Spiritually Retarded, I Need To Be Knee Deep In Water With A Fly Rod In My Hands, That's About As Close To God As I Get.

I'm One Of The Few People That I Know That Sings Better Than They Did 20 Years Ago.