What' S The Matter With Me? Why

I Was The Captain Of The Latent Paranoid Softball Team. We Used To Play All The Neurotics On Sunday Morning. Nailbiters Against The Bedwetters, And If You've Never Seen Neurotics Play Softball, It's Really Funny. I Used To Steal Second Base, And Feel Guilty And Go Back.

The Last Woman I Was In Was The Statue Of Liberty.

Why Are Our Days Numbered And Not, Say, Lettered?

Never Shoot Up In The Air When You're Standing Under It.

Curiosity, That's What Kills Us. Not Muggers Or All That Bullshit About The Ozone Layer. It's Our Own Hearts And Minds.