What Is Your Name? What Is Your

I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam And Spam!

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

An Argument Is A Connected Series Of Statements Intended To Establish A Definite Proposition... A Contradiction Is Just The Automatic Gainsaying Of Anything The Other Person Says." No, It's Not.

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!