What Is Success? It Is A Toy

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

If They Haven't Heard It Before It's Original.

Every Man Should Be Allowed To Love Two Cities, His Own And San Francisco

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.