News Is History Shot On The Wing.

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

Don't Be Dismayed By The Opinions Of Editors, Or Critics. They Are Only The Traffic Cops Of The Arts.

An Editor Should Have A Pimp For A Brother So He'd Have Someone To Look Up To.

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.

Perhaps No Mightier Conflict Of Mind Occurs Ever Again In A Lifetime Than That First Decision To Unseat One's Own Tooth.