What Is Important Is To Spread Confusion,

Everyone Should Eat Hashish, But Only Once.

God Invented Man, And Man Invented The Metric System.

In Order To Acquire A Growing And Lasting Respect In Society, It Is A Good Thing, If You Possess Great Talent, To Give, Early In Your Youth, A Very Hard Kick To The Right Shin Of The Society That You Love. After That, Be A Snob.

At The Age Of Six I Wanted To Be A Cook. At Seven I Wanted To Be Napoleon. And My Ambition Has Been Growing Steadily Ever Since.

The Reason Some Portraits Don't Look True To Life Is That Some People Make No Effort To Resemble Their Pictures.