Sometimes I Spit On My Mother's Portrait

Just As I Am Astonished That A Bank Clerk Never Eats A Cheque, So Too Am I Astonished That No Painter Before Me Ever Thought Of Painting A Soft Watch.

Do Not Strive To Be A Modern Artist: It's The One Thing, Unfortunately, You Can't Help Being.

Surrealism Is Destructive, But It Destroys Only What It Considers To Be Shackles Limiting Our Vision.

I Think That The Sweetest Freedom For A Man On Earth Consists In Being Able To Live, If He Likes, Without Having The Need To Work.

When The Creations Of A Genius Collide With The Mind Of A Layman, And Produce An Empty Sound, There Is Little Doubt As To Which Is At Fault.