What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage And Feeling Envy.

Some People See The Glass Half Full. Others See It Half Empty. I See A Glass That's Twice As Big As It Needs To Be.

Laugh Often, Long And Loud. Laugh Until You Gasp For Breath.

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

We Have Multiplied Our Possessions, But Reduced Our Values.