What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

There Are Two Types Of People: One Strives To Control His Environment, The Other Strives Not To Let His Environment Control Him. I Like To Control My Environment.

I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.

If God Is All Powerful, Can He Make A Stone So Big That He Himself Can't Lift It?

When Cheese Gets Its Picture Taken, What Does It Say?

It Was Just A Compulsion. In Fact, I Soon Realized That The Only Thing I Really Enjoyed Was The Actual Snorting.