What I'd Like Is To Turn Out

I'm Not Good With Time. Like, If I Ask You The Time And You Say A Quarter To 2, I Wouldn't Know. Why Can't You Just Say 2:30?

The Only Person I've Had Sex With On Jersey Shore Is My Boyfriend

[my Favorite Thing About Motherhood Is] That It's Made Me Grow Into A Woman Finally, And I Finally Grew Up, Thank God.

When You're Tan, You Feel Better About Yourself

So I Would Always Try And Be The Lightest I Could. In High School, I Really Wouldn't Eat. I Would Only Have Lunch And I Would Only Have Salads. And Then It Got So Crazy As To Just Eating Like A Cracker Or A Cucumber A Day And I Would Feel Full