When You're Tan, You Feel Better About

It's Hard For People To See You One Way, But You're Really The Other Way, So It's Kind Of Like, 'who Am I, Who Are You?' Sometimes, I Confuse Even Myself.

You Have To Remember That Reality Shows Capture Your Worst Moments.

I Don't Go Tanning Anymore Because Obama Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Mccain Would Never Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Because He's Pale And Would Probably Want To Be Tan.

When You're Tanner, You Feel Hotter And Sexier. You Should Try It

You're Going To Have Haters And You're Going To Have Lovers