What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.

What I Like Is Bottomless Flattery.

Being Sober For So Many Years Is Getting Interesting.

There Are Only Two Things One Has To Bear In Mind. One Has To Be Credulous - Able To Believe - And Skeptical - Able To Not Believe, Because If You Are Not Skeptical, You Will Believe Rubbish. If You Are Not Credulous You Will Learn Nothing And The Only Way To Balance Those Two Is To Recognize The Mystery Of Things.

There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But There's None In Politicians.