What Good Am I? I Can't Have

I Sleep In The Nude But I Pull The Sheets Up.

I Used To Get The Feeling, And Sometimes I Still Get It, That Sometimes I Was Fooling Somebody; I Don't Know Who Or What, Maybe Myself.

What Good Am I? I Can't Have Kids. I Can't Cook. I've Been Divorced Three Times. Who Would Want Me?

I Don't Know Who Invented High Heels, But All Women Owe Him A Lot.

Just Because You Fail Once Doesn't Mean You're Gonna Fail At Everything.