What Does The Vice President Do?

To Paraphrase Hemingway, People Go Broke Slowly And Then All At Once. We've Been Slowly Going Broke For Years, But Now It's Happening All At Once As The World's Capital Markets Are Demanding Action From Us, Yet Obama Assumes We'll Just Go Borrow Another Cup Of Sugar From Some Increasingly Impatient Neighbor. We Cannot Knock On Anyone's Door Anymore. And We Don't Have Any Time To Wait For Washington To Start Behaving Responsibly. We'll Be Greece Before These D.c. Politicians' False Promises Are Over. We Must Force Government To Live Within Its Means, Just As Every Business And Household Does.

Bear Hunting? Come On Up And We'll Fix You Up, You Betcha. Just Be Sure You Bring Some Hunting Buddies With You, Preferably Fat Ones Who Can't Run As Fast As You.

I Can Tweet Before Going To Bed At Midnight Or 1 And Know That They're Up And At 'em, And They're Going To Have To Respond.

You Know What? I Didn't Mess Up About Paul Revere... In A Shout-out, Gotcha Type Of Question That Was Asked Of Me, I Answered Candidly. And I Know My American History.

My Fellow Citizens, The American Presidency Is Not Supposed To Be A Journey Of Personal Discovery.