What Are You, Zen Master Fang?

I Thought About Making Biscuits, But There Seemed To Be More Than Enough Calories On Board.

Woo Woo, Secret Vampire Stuff!

Jb’s Mother Had Taught Him Early On That Appreciated Women Are Happy Women.

It's Probably A Bad Indicator Of Your Lifestyle When You Miss Your Ex-boyfriend Because He's Absolutely Lethal.

Eric Moved The Broom Experimentally And Made An Attempt To Sweep The Glass Into The Pan While It Lay In The Middle Of The Floor. Of Course, The Pan Slid Away. Eric Scowled. I'd Finally Found Something Eric Did Poorly.