What Are You Looking At Sugar-tits?

I Think I've Scratched The Surface After Twenty Years Of Marriage. Women Want Chocolate And Conversation.

The Really Good Thing About Using People Who Are Really Green Is That You Don't Have To Erase A Bunch Of Bad Habits And Then Put Good Ones In. You Can Just Start Feeding Them Good Habits.

If You Just Read Joseph Campbell, Who Has Written Amazing Books On Mythology And Religion, They All Do Come Together At Some Point. There Are Some Of The Greatest Stories That There Have Ever Been In The Bible. All You Have To Do Is Read The Book Of Maccabi, It's Like A Film Script.

I Was Known For Being A Bit Of A Clown. I Remember My Dad Got Me Aside And Said, "just Remember, Everybody Likes A Clown, But Nobody Pays Him." I've Often Been Tempted To Call Him And Say, "remember How You Told Me...?" "yeah?" "yes, They Do."

People Always Ask Me To List My Greatest Accomplishments, Expecting Me To Rattle Off A Bunch Of Movies I've Made, But What I'm Proudest Of Is My Kids.