When You've Finished Using A Car, Put

You Take Out An Injunction Against Somebody Or Some Organisation And Immediately News Of That Injunction And The People Involved And The Story Behind The Injunction Is In A Legal-free World On Twitter And The Internet. It's Pointless.

I Don't Understand Bus Lanes. Why Do Poor People Have To Get To Places Quicker Than I Do?

Do Not Cruise Through Red Lights. Because If I'm Coming The Other Way, I Will Run You Down, For Fun.

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You're A Car, But Most Of All, What You Are, What You've Become, Is A Mate. And That's What Makes A Car Special. That's What Makes A Car Great. You Start To Think Of It As A Person. You Start To Love It.